He vs She

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams

moja: ade ke perempuan camni?

SuwEy............

Penah tak korang rase cam nak tempeleng je sume org yg ader kat sekeliling korang? musti penah punye kan.......jgn nak tipu la. Cam tu la yg aku rase 4-5 ari nih. Sume mende yg aku buat tak menjadi...senang citer "suwey" la 4-5 hari nih.

Sumenyer "kesuweyran" start dari ari Ahad lepas. Camne la aku bley luper nak amik awek aku kat airport? Pastu sampai ari nih dier tanak angkat call or jumpe aku. Besar sgt ke salah aku tu? Pada awek aku, kalu U baca blog nih......I bebetul sorry. Takde niat pon nak biar U tunggu sampai 3 jam kat airport.......

Pastu ari Selasa.......penat je aku bgn pepagi buta pasal nak kena jaga BULATS test kat Sentral. Sampai2 je budak Jamil tu kasi tau aku yg BULATS test utk ari tu tak jadi............hampeh. Buat penat je pegi Sentral.

Pastu ari nih....lagi suwey. Aku dgn penuh semangat nak pegi keje. Dah siap hensem2, kluar nak start moto je tgk aku nyer tayar blakang sudah pancit. Hilang trus semangat aku nak pegi keje. Tak pikir byk...terus je aku masuk umah balik sambung tido...hahahahaha. Puas hati aku.

moja: kalo sok suwey gak ari aku, aku ingat nak pegi mandi bunga la............

diVinE cReaTuRe..........

"The skies twist and thunder roars, signaling the coming of the ancient creature, and the dawn of true power"

moja: motif post nih? ntah la........

The Red vs Rossoneri

Ini mlm mari kite reramai celikkan mata pasal pagi nih Liverpool lwn AC Milan, final Champions League. Nampaknye terpaksa la aku sokong AC Milan pasal Arsenal dah out awal2 lagi (ini bukan belot tau). Agak2 korang la sape yg menang? Pepehal pon jgn lupe tgk. Tak tau bile? Haaa.......korang tgk info kat bwh nih.

Liverpool vs AC Milan

0200 am, 26/05/05

TV3& ESPN

moja: Liverpool musti kalahnyer Pearl. Baik ko join aku sokong AC Milan. hahahahahahaha

oRigiN

Ade sesape penah baca comic nih? Kalo korang kipas-susah-mati Wolverine........menipu la kalo korang tak tau pasal comic nih. Btw.....kalo korang nak tau, harga comic nih skang kat US ialah US$ 300 utk setiap keping. So kalo korang ader kesemua series, pastu korang jual.......korang akan dapat US$ 1800 (+/- RM 5,400). Tapi reger nih utk comic original je tau, bukan Tradepaper Pack (TP). Cuba korang bayangkan......korang beli ngan reger RM 12 sekeping ( RM 72 utk 6 keping) tp korang dapat jual balik dgn reger RM 5,400. Mmg berbaloi kan?

moja: Sebenarnye aku menyesal giler pasal tak beli comic nih waktu dier memule kluar dulu. hu hu hu hu hu

Song for a friend.................

Patience ( Guns N Roses )

Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you
I'm still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now

Was a time when I wasn't sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You're in my heart now

Said, woman, take it slow
It'll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience

Said, sugar, make it slow
And we come together fine
All we need is just a little patience (patience)

Mm, yeah

I sit here on the stairs'
Cause I'd rather be alone
If I can't have you right now
I'll wait, dear

Sometimes I get so tense
But I can't speed up the time
But you know, love
There's one more thing to consider

Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I'll just use a little patience

Said, sugar, take the time'
Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I've got what it takes
To make it, We won't fake it,
I'll never break it'cause I can't take it

Little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
Need a little patience, yeah just a little patience,
Yeah some more patience,
Yeah need some patience, Yeah could use some patience, Yeah gotta have some patience,
Yeah all it takes is patience, just a little patience is all you need

* I been walkin' the streets at night
Just tryin' to get it right
Hard to see with so many around
you know I dont like being stuck in the crowd
and the streets dont change but baby the name
I ain't got time for the game 'cause I need you
Yeah, yeah, but I need you ooo, I need you
Whoa, I need you ooo, All this time **


In memories:
along
(1982 - 2005)

moja: This song 4 ya long. Rest in peace coz u deserved it dude.......