He vs She

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams

moja: ade ke perempuan camni?

SuwEy............

Penah tak korang rase cam nak tempeleng je sume org yg ader kat sekeliling korang? musti penah punye kan.......jgn nak tipu la. Cam tu la yg aku rase 4-5 ari nih. Sume mende yg aku buat tak menjadi...senang citer "suwey" la 4-5 hari nih.

Sumenyer "kesuweyran" start dari ari Ahad lepas. Camne la aku bley luper nak amik awek aku kat airport? Pastu sampai ari nih dier tanak angkat call or jumpe aku. Besar sgt ke salah aku tu? Pada awek aku, kalu U baca blog nih......I bebetul sorry. Takde niat pon nak biar U tunggu sampai 3 jam kat airport.......

Pastu ari Selasa.......penat je aku bgn pepagi buta pasal nak kena jaga BULATS test kat Sentral. Sampai2 je budak Jamil tu kasi tau aku yg BULATS test utk ari tu tak jadi............hampeh. Buat penat je pegi Sentral.

Pastu ari nih....lagi suwey. Aku dgn penuh semangat nak pegi keje. Dah siap hensem2, kluar nak start moto je tgk aku nyer tayar blakang sudah pancit. Hilang trus semangat aku nak pegi keje. Tak pikir byk...terus je aku masuk umah balik sambung tido...hahahahaha. Puas hati aku.

moja: kalo sok suwey gak ari aku, aku ingat nak pegi mandi bunga la............